If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
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The
BatmanCatman Rises (x)
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We’ve found the apex of the internet, everybody. Shut it down.
(Thanks for the gif, Brett Morris!)
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Deep fried crullers wrapped in egg covered tortillas蛋餅夾油條 by hwgirl on Flickr.
homeland breakfast: doin it right
Can I just eat this all the time?
I feel it in my bones.
Photo + Edit: Kami Renee
Shego: Mie Rose
POW POW POW
this just in: PERFECT


