- Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
- Friend: no.
Anonymous asked: quickly, there's no time, describe yourself as a pastry.
Noooooo this will just make me hungry.
If I were a pastry I would be a chocolate croissant! You think it’s going to be good, because chocolate is awesome, and croissants are awesome, but then the chocolate inside is bitter and hard.
Sounds about right.